THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM NOT JOKING
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM NOT JOKING
just going to leave this here
Mick Jagger // Polarids by Andy Warhol
The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.
when someone tells you how bad your fav is
(via lexists)
i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks*
im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good
“if i am the longest relationship of my life isn’t it time to nurture intimacy and love with the person i lie in bed with each night”
-‘The sun and her Flowers’ Rupi Kaur
The main difference between me and my cat is that when she sleeps all day and does nothing productive, she doesn’t feel crushing guilt and overwhelming societal pressure.
Wishing a speedy recovery to Anthony Borges, 15. Used his body to hold a door closed to protect his classmates. Shot 5 times
Hero.There’s a GoFundMe for him. I donated $5 and the total is about $30k as of now (2/18/2018) but hopefully more can be raised to help bills.
https://www.gofundme.com/anthonyborges/donate
Kid who protected other kids from a school shooter with his life has to ask for donations to cover the cost of recovering from being shot. Capitalism at work!
Please donate if you can. This system is evil, but we have to do our best to not lose our humanity in it.
(via dykeyprincesspeach)
That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]
I would die for Hugh Jackman
(via spongebobssquarepants)
TEACHER: This line goes in One Direction!
TEACHER: Solve exercise 1D as homework!
TEACHER: The answer to question 1 is D!
ME:
